He and She-1

F.U.C.K...Forgetful Unhappy Cynical Kooky ..thats He.

B.I.T.C.H...Blissful Intelligent Tenacious Coquettish Hot..thats She.

S.E.X...Sweet Elegant Xperiment=He + She

Met at the strangest of strange places to make a strange thing not so strange.But strange enough not to become strangers again..

AT PRESENT:

"What was that? huh?..

You are an idiot Nikhil"..She said..

"Ya I know I am an Oscitant thicko Sonia ma'am.. Mam you know whats my only wish?"...

"what?"..

!"I wish I were DNA Helicase ...so that I could unzip your genes.."..

"Shut up!!.."

SOME 48 HOURS EARLIER:

He somehow(rather any road) managed to get a place in an obscure Biology Lab.With the admission letter in his hand , he was sluggishly moving towards the lab for his first day. It was a good day that day.Clear azure skies ,the birds were tweed ling , 25 women were having orgasms , few cancerous cell lines were proliferating and the Jesus was...ahh!!! nobody knows whats he up to..He likes kicking people's asses by punching them in their faces...Nevermind..

Sophisticated ,Convoluted, Mother fuckin' Mary ..these words exploded in his encephalon as he saw the lab for the first time. Spicy, Enamouring,Naughty ..these words exploded in his phallus as he saw her for the first time.

and then he finally came in her(the lab)..

"Hello mam.Actually Dr.Sharma has given me the permission to work in this lab .Here's the letter" ..he said

"How cutie!!!..Kinna sohna dupatta hai and an adorable bag Seema..."..

"Oh hello.kal se anna "..

Nevermind..

SOME48 HOURS LATER:

"Shutup and do it " she said..
"Are you nuts!! Someone will see us" he said..
"Do it quickly otherwise koi pakka dekh lega"
"Dammit !! these bottles are so heavy"..

Stealing F.C.S and PbS from cold storage is as risky as sleeping next to Karan Johar(given that you are a guy).But they did ..

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"All Those Days"....

All those days I was with you,

Didn’t realize how much I had fallen through,

But, this December made me clearly see,

That your love is emancipation of soul for me...

All those days I wasn’t with you,

Everything I used to like seemed dreadfully inanimate,

I awoke to find u weren’t there wished I could change my fate,

Wherever I was, at the shivery river or walking in snowy coniferous forest,

Knew without you baby my bleeding could never be suppressed,

Even the most dazzling floras made me depressed,

I traveled across the valleys, climbed mountains, walked many miles

Listened to heart-rending love songs and have actually cried

Discovered that love is the deepest of all human emotions,

Devoid of it everyone one of us will be so dried...

All those days I wasn’t with you,

Imagined how poles apart all that places would have felt,

If u were only standing close to me having my hand held...
In all the temples I prayed, implored for your joy and happiness

Asked for we to be as one forever and for our relationship’s success,

While having my food I used to get lost in your thought,

Pretending to be happy was one of the hardest battles I fought...

All those days I wasn’t with you,

I wondered does your heart feel the same profound pain,

Do you also crave to meet me again,

feel the wetness of your tears Just upon my thought baby?

Has my absence made everything awfully hazy...?

Do you also try to seek isolation to scream aloud?

Have your friends Been saying that you have lost

the desire to walk out of the crowd?

And then the day when I talked to you in the end,

I found out that you have already done enough just by being my friend,

Accepting a loser like me and thus these questions hardly matter to me..

And no one can stop me from loving you whatever

you do or wherever you might be...

I will always be loving you.....

A Song For Her...

Is this reality or some fantasy,but it doesn't really matters to me..

We have met only once,I think my life has began only since..

Empress,Munequita,Angie and a million more names can b given,

and it still would be very less for how crazy I am driven..

She says she is confused,is in middle of nowhere,

I say,baby none of us Know why are we here..

She says she love chocolates,rains,roses and herself,

I wish I could be just one of them, rather than myself..

She says she can't control her anger,

I say who conquers his anger overcome his enemies...

She says she has grown up not anymore little,

I say baby u haven't,cause your heart's still so brittle..

A beauty queen of everlasting nature is what she is,

she has no season, thats why she's my only reason!!..

I say you gotta wait for right moment as it comes,

She says why not make the moment right..and I guess she's right..

IN THE END, she says...

I don't believe in true love..

I say "I don't love you for what you are,but for what I am when I am with you"..

Nikhil And Vinita...-2

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As usual My bro was there waiting for us.I say 'As usual' cause I know my bro has always been there for me and will be,can say that he is arguably the best soul that I have ever known.

Still remember my childhood days when I always kind of loathed him,fought with him,cause I thought that he kind of despised me.We used to play cricket in the sparkling snow near our homes with my cousins and I never wanted to on his side cause he never let me bowl.

Maybe at that time I dint know on which side I was and unfortunately I still don't know where I am.My friends say,I have always been a selfish guy as a child about my madre,as a juvenile about cricket,during JEE about my studies,and in college about chicks..:P..And tell you what he has always been on the otherside.Sometimes I even wonder is our genotype similar??..NO ways!!..Alturistic,Chivalrous,Magnamious....and self less is what he is..

So here we were in this crazy little cozy apartment.There was 360 degress of mess all around.Magazines(not porno though I wouldn't have minded even a bit if they were..),cigratte packets,juice bottles,beer cans,newspapers,a dazzling twelve string acoustic 'Maton CW80/12' whoa!!..but no posters no the walls,little kooky as it may seem.Maybe I even saw a packet of rubbers lying there but dint look at it again so as to confirm cause I dint want to embarass him at all.Anyways thats how it goes..t'was bachelors' flat afterall.Atleast we dint find a strumpet there, who generally have a probablity tending to uno to be at such places.

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Nikhil And Vinita...- 1

"Sometimes you feel like you are on the top of the world and the next moment you are nothing..people say god loves everyone of us ..I doubt that honey.."..

-Vinita...

Shit has happened to me many times but this time was kind of weird.I have always been a flirtatious guy whom no one ever took seriously neither did I.But people do change..Good things change you..girls change you..;P..They are indubitably god's greatest gift to man..

After our 1st semester exams were finally over somehow and all the balderdash which had happened had gotten over us,we all decided to go back to our places cause we had no choices left.I was very upset for my academic performance but at the same time was kind of satiated,dignified cause I saved a F grade by just 00.5%in 'MTH-101'..the mass slayer,the zodiac..made many blokes' life stuck in reverse..Sorry for exaggeration but some 90 students flunked,making it a record in our college's phosphorescent history..Anyways it helped me understand how the coach of an EPL club felt after wining the relegation battle..ecstatic,enchanted,rhapsodic..And for those who were relegated it wasn't bad either as you know "There's no failure until you quit"...it only made them stronger..

So leaving all the blues behind we all boarded the Delhi bound train and as usual we dint book tickets beforehand.Somehow got the tickets of general class and after bribing the Ticket master we even got the tickets of the sleeper class.Everything was going unexpectedly good and we took it as it came,after all god ain't that bad.

Lying on the berth singing "hey Jude!!" and strumming the six-string I was going closer and closer to something that was about to change my life.My friend Rohit was as usual on the line having a mushy chat with his chick Ms Tanya horny Dixit.I always wondered what the heck they talked about for so many hours.Maybe about sex,milk or blood.Whatever..

They both were probably planning rather planned to meet the next day in Delhi,and why not they have missed each other so much or at least pretended to..Chuck it..

So we reached the New Delhi station finally.I don't know why but it seems like Delhi is the place where I have always belonged to.I just hope that some fine day i will settle down in Delhi merrily.The people here are superficial here but their Viva la vida kinda attitude makes this place full of energy and charm..

Me,Rohit,PSB(the ideal guy),took an auto from station and started our journey to my bhaiya's place.They weather was extremely chilling and it was around 8 am which added to our misery.

Of all the things that I have learned in my life one is that its only the time what can change everything make you fall upon your knees,bend 180 degrees make your world upside down.Floyd's 'The dark side of the moon' tries to explain its importance like no one can but few people understand it.Never mind..ramble on...

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