Shit Entrepreneurs say

1. So they raised funding, we will also raise soon, after our product gets 13545 downloads
2. There is no Market man, otherwise we would have been millionaires
3. We are artists man, we don't care about money
4. I'm going for higher studies, I always wanted to be a scientist
5. My foreigner friend is ready to invest in our startup ** friend goes invisible **
6. I don't feel hungry man ** slowly picks food from other's plate **
7. I like KF strong the best, budd chadti nahi yaar
8. My college crush said "hi CEO ;)" to me
9. Man, I want to change the world ** logs into facebook **
10. A VC said that our product is very interesting ** sends linkedin request **
11. This will work man, this will definitely work
12. I knew this won't ever work
13. Feel aa rahi hai yaar
14. It has been a great learning experience
15. What we are making is world changing ** goes into the loo  **
16. Only problem is that nobody is investing in us, otherwise ...
17. We work even during weekends man, weekdays we can relax a bit
18. We work hard during weekdays man, weekends we can relax a bit
19. I want to make a movie on our life
20. I'm writing a book about our lives
21. Oye, they raised another ....efefrfrrfckk...