He and She-1

F.U.C.K...Forgetful Unhappy Cynical Kooky ..thats He.

B.I.T.C.H...Blissful Intelligent Tenacious Coquettish Hot..thats She.

S.E.X...Sweet Elegant Xperiment=He + She

Met at the strangest of strange places to make a strange thing not so strange.But strange enough not to become strangers again..

AT PRESENT:

"What was that? huh?..

You are an idiot Nikhil"..She said..

"Ya I know I am an Oscitant thicko Sonia ma'am.. Mam you know whats my only wish?"...

"what?"..

!"I wish I were DNA Helicase ...so that I could unzip your genes.."..

"Shut up!!.."

SOME 48 HOURS EARLIER:

He somehow(rather any road) managed to get a place in an obscure Biology Lab.With the admission letter in his hand , he was sluggishly moving towards the lab for his first day. It was a good day that day.Clear azure skies ,the birds were tweed ling , 25 women were having orgasms , few cancerous cell lines were proliferating and the Jesus was...ahh!!! nobody knows whats he up to..He likes kicking people's asses by punching them in their faces...Nevermind..

Sophisticated ,Convoluted, Mother fuckin' Mary ..these words exploded in his encephalon as he saw the lab for the first time. Spicy, Enamouring,Naughty ..these words exploded in his phallus as he saw her for the first time.

and then he finally came in her(the lab)..

"Hello mam.Actually Dr.Sharma has given me the permission to work in this lab .Here's the letter" ..he said

"How cutie!!!..Kinna sohna dupatta hai and an adorable bag Seema..."..

"Oh hello.kal se anna "..

Nevermind..

SOME48 HOURS LATER:

"Shutup and do it " she said..
"Are you nuts!! Someone will see us" he said..
"Do it quickly otherwise koi pakka dekh lega"
"Dammit !! these bottles are so heavy"..

Stealing F.C.S and PbS from cold storage is as risky as sleeping next to Karan Johar(given that you are a guy).But they did ..

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